A Typical Collegy Day

Getting up in the morning is probably as painful as a ‘root-canal surgery’. But nevertheless, I have to get up. That gives proof to people around you that you are alive. With great difficulty you get up and find the restroom occupied. You wait your turn in a fidget manner and then relieve yourself by flooding the shit holes! Then I drag myself to station to go to college. I wait patiently for the train and when it finally comes, I find it very ‘trainy’. I get in it and find myself amid people struggling to stand. The ratio of amount of free space to the amount of space occupied may be 1:10. Hanging alone the bars I reach college, probably ‘mougli’ would have found it an amusing journey but not me.
I reach class which is as ‘classy’ as it can get. Then I lay down my bed and sleep. Yeah ! that’s right I snore my head off. When the college gets over my ‘friendly friends’ wake me up and I wake up as a zombie would wake up from a grave. Anyway, I come home eat some ‘shit’ popularly called as food and again embrace the ‘brother of death’.
After reading all this, people might think that I have slipped a bit on my mental side, well for all your guesses you might be right!! There is a saying “ A person is what his environment around is”, so can I safely assume that all those around me are also nuts? What say?